Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: The Magic Sword A knight longs for the love of a princess, but is constantly rebuffed.Intro: Joel draws nude caricatures of the 'bots. Gypsy faints when she sees hers. Segment One: The 'bots don't like their caricatures. Joel invents Big Gulp Berets, for 'whisper-thin bohemian types' who drink water. Dr. Forrester has created toxic pillows which emit a toxic gas, which eats away Frank's flesh. Segment Two: Top dog trainer Joel sells Basil Rath-bones, with bits of Nigel Bruce. Crow and Tom are dogs in the commercial. Segment Three: The crew puts on a whimsical pageant about the Middle Ages until Tom brings everyone down. Segment Four: Crow declares in song his love for a new flame, Estelle Winwood. Tom gives a list of people better looking than her. Segment Five: The crew talks about the curses from the movie and the curses you can say on TV like hinder, booger, ding-a-ling and poopie. Frank is terribly affected by the bio-hazard throw pillows.Stinger: The bald twin assistants stare.

Starring:

Kevin Murphy

Genre:

Comedy, Sci-Fi